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« on: June 19, 2006, 06:06:45 PM » |
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If nobody minds, I'll submit this thread as the go-to place to post all the really bad jokes we all come across (or invent ourselves). For example:
A couple of newlyweds are on their honeymoon, and they've decided to stay for one night in the honeymoon suite of an old European castle which used the ad line, "An evening fit for a KING!" They're told when they check in that the suite is in one of the towers of the castle, where they'll have the best view of the countryside, as well as all the privacy they'll need. Unfortunately, there was no elevator to the tower, and it was a four-story climb up a long and narrow spiral staircase. After lugging their baggage up to the tower, they're extremely tired, and want nothing more than to go to bed. That's when the husband notices that the bed is only a QUEEN-size bed. "How can they call this an evening fit for a king when the bed's a queen-size?," he harrumphs. It doesn't matter: they're too tired to do anything but sleep. They give each other a kiss, say good KNIGHT, and go to sleep. They wake up the next morning with aches and pains all over: evidently, the mattress wasn't that good. "Some evening fit for a king," hubby grumbles. Meanwhile, the continental breakfast had the wife wondering aloud what continent it was from. So after lugging their bags back down the tower, they proceed to the front desk to CHECK out and get on their way to their destination. When told that they owe 5,000 Euros for their stay, the husband says, "But your ad said 500!" "A misprint, sir. 5,000 Euros, please." They argued, but to no avail. The couple ended up having to sell their wedding rings to a PAWN shop.
Is it me, or did this poor couple get ROOKED?
*ducks and runs for dear life*
Raka
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2006, 06:58:19 PM » |
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Two men walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2006, 09:42:05 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2006, 10:19:05 PM » |
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So a termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2006, 12:13:17 PM » |
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold it's nose! *har har*
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2006, 08:30:15 PM » |
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There was this guy who had such a scary face, everyone talked behind his back. .... Did I win??  |
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2006, 07:04:00 PM » |
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It NEEDS to quit raining here in DC. I've heard there are some farms outside of town where they've got sheep starting to shrink.
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2006, 09:14:59 PM » |
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Oh, that was so baaaaaaaaaah'd. Sounds like someone's been fleeced and it might have been ewe! Yes, I admit it, I'm a tad sheepish about those puns.  |
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2006, 08:56:55 PM » |
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Hey, quit trying to ram those bad puns down my throat.
Raka
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2006, 09:01:46 PM » |
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