"le grr"
Now this is a rant with le class!!!
However, I am sorry to hear about your suffering. I get the occasional over-dry indoor work air nosebleed, can't wear contacts because of it, and wear sweaters year-round because it's always so frelling cold. But you've got it much worse.
And putting you on stuff to make you high? Oooh nooo, that is clearly NOT a good thing, that it is most certainly not!!
(We love you Mo, but...Mo all wired up?? Nooo!

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