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« on: January 14, 2009, 11:33:54 PM » |
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I wrote this on The Technodrome & decided to post this fanfic here as well.
On the streets of New York one night, our foursome are battling Foot Warriors, kicking some shell. During the battle, two of them kidnap Mikey.
LEO: Guys, Mikey's being shang-hied!
RAPH: Good riddance!
DON: Raph! We gotta save our brother.
The Turtles are on the trail to find Mikey, running & chasing after them. Then they discovered that the Foot takes Mikey to an abandoned theatre. They enter the lobby & couldn't find their brother. Leo went up to the balcony section & found no one, except a sign to a door which read, "Reserved for Statler & Waldorf".
After Leo came down, they entered the theatre to a dark stage. Just then, a spotlight came on & on the stage is a Foot member playing a tympani drumroll.
RAPH: This is so not cool! Now Guitar Raph has the bad dudes getting into the act! I'm outta here!
As Raph left, a big Foot Warrior forces Raph to stay. The drumming stops & the Foot Warrior takes off his mask. It's their human counterpart, Mark!
MARK: Happy silver anniversary, TMNT! We got a surprise for you!
The rest of the stage lit up to find Mikey playing drums, Danny on bass, Larry on the vibes, Ron & Ex-Cel Dude playing electric guitars & lead vocals.
The combo performed a medley of TMNT which featured...
Classic TMNT Theme
1990 TMNT Movie (featuring Larry on vibes)
NT; TNM Theme (With Ex-Cel playing a cool gutar solo)
2003 TMNT Theme
2006 Fast Forward Theme (with Mikey playing a killer drum solo)
Back To The Sewers Theme
The Turtles liked that cool concert, even Raph.
RAPH: Aweome! Glad you didn't do any Comin Out of Our Shells or I'd kick some shell on all 6 of ya!
MIKEY: That's another chapter.
RON: Raph, we just wanted to celebrate your 25th anniversary, so we did this for ya.
LARRY: How did you like my vibes rendition Leo?
LEO: You're the coolest, dude!
MARK: The party's not over yet!
At the theatre, Ex-Cel steps up to the mike, just as he was about to speak.
MIKEY: Wanna switch, Mark?
MARK: Cool!
Mikey went to the tympani while Mark went to the drums. After they settled, Ex-Cel resumes.
EX-CEL: This is a song I wrote with the help of my new band, Totally Musical Ninja Team.
The band played a rock beat with Ron using a fuzz effect on his guitar while Ex-Cel played without effects (like a jazz guitar), Ex-Cel sings...
EX-CEL: I know a group of brothers, they get along well.
They like to train & fight the bad dudes, they really kick some shell.
Four bad reptiles, who could they be?
They are well known as the TMNT.
Don's the brains who likes techno. He's got the knack with the know-how.
Likes to fix all machinery, likes to fight with a pow.
Leo's the dude who leads the way,
Also likes to rock on the vibes he plays!
Leo plays a vibes solo, while Larry watches. Then Leo & Larry play together. Ex-Cel resumes singing
EX-CEL: The orange masked Turtle, who likes to really slide.
Dresses up as Turtle Titan, on a skateboard he can glide.
He really likes to party & is my chum,
Give it up for Mikey as he plays the snare drum!
Mikey plays a snare drum roll, followed by a drum solo, with Mark playing tympani rhythm. Then Ex-Cel resumes singing.
EX-CEL: There's just one I didn't mention, I saved the best for last.
Drives a ninja motorcycle, he speeds up very fast.
He's known as Night Watcher as you can tell.
My sparring rival named Raphael!
Ex-Cel plays a cool guitar solo that sounds like a jazz guitar.
RAPH: That's not the sound I like, hit it Ron!
Ron plays an awesome riff that sounds like heavy metal. Ex-Cel finishes the tune & the band puts an ending with Mark rolling on the tympani. Raph then goes over to Ex-Cel.
RAPH: Cool song,
Just then, they got a visitor. The boys were shocked. Magic smoke suddenly hits the stage as the Turtles were ready to defend their friends from evil. But they were shocked to find a long, lost friend.
VENUS: Happy golden anniversary!
TMNT: VENUS!
RAPH: Babe, it's our silver, not gold. Silver's 25 & gold's 50. What brings you back to America? Thought you were long gone.
VENUS: Those jerks @ Fox Kids sent me on a one way ticket back to China, on a slow boat to boot. I hope Fox Kids goes out of business.
MIKEY: They did.
VENUS: Good. But I got unfinished business here.
Venus spots Ex-Cel & hands him some money. She tells Ex-Cel to play soft, silky guitar music. As Ex-Cel plays his electric guitar, Venus goes over to Leo, where he stands behind his vibes.
LEO: You want me to play with Ex-Cel so you can sing?
VENUS: No, silly. You know, when I left America, I always had a crush on you.
LEO: (Nervously) You did?
Venus winked & the other Turtles made funny faces.
LEO: Grow up!
He turns to Venus.
LEO: What do you see in me, Venus?
VENUS: Your bod, your leadership, the way you play the vibes!
LEO: Wanna hear me play?
Leo hears Ex-Cel's guitar music & then plays a vibes solo. As he played, Venus watched him in action, then she went over to him & felt all over his body.
RAPH: Stop the music & lose the mush!
They stopped playing. Leo's angry @ Raph. But he turns to Venus.
LEO: Forgive my brother. The only thing he loves is his weights, motorcycle & his guitar. Venus, I miss you as well, especially your magical powers. Anything I can do while you're here?
VENUS: Marry me.
Leo's shocked, but decides to kiss her passionately. As they kissed, organ music's heard.
MIKEY: Cool! We're gonna have a wedding!
RAPH: Look who's playing the organ!
They find a good friend, playing a double keyboard B3 organ.
TMNT: Casey!
CASEY: Heard about your super jam session & party, so I brought my keys. Happy 25, dudes.
RAPH: Thanks.
CASEY: Why don't you Turtles do my favortie Shell song.
MIKEY: Walk Straight?
DON: Don't get him started with bad jokes.
CASEY: How about your opening number. And I recruited some friends to help me.
Casey snapped his fingers & three guys enter. Two had white tenor saxophones & one had a white trumpet.
MIKEY: Cool! A horn section.
Don goes over to grab his sousaphone to play with the horn section. With Raph & Ex-Cel on guitars, Mikey on drums, Casey on organ, Leo on vbes & Don on sousaphone with a horn section, they performed "Comin Out of Our Shells" with Mikey lead singing. During the jam, Ex-Cel watched the horn section in action.
After the jam, Ex-Cel asked them if they were interested in being in the band. He wanted soloes out of them as well. They told the superhero they would think about it.
April came by & saw them partying.
APRIL: Happy 25 TMNT.
TMNT: Thanks, babe.
APRIL: I was thinking about doing a feature story on you guys.
MIKEY: A music video?
Just then, the power went out! Footsteps were heard coming to the stage. They discovered that the Foot Warriors & Shredder crashed the party. Mikey & Raph flee.
SHREDDER: Never thought I'd see the day TMNT would chicken out, at least two of them. ATTACK!
The Foot Warriors came toward them until two superheroes entered the theatre. One came from the balcony, swinging onto the stage. It's Turtle Titan.
TURTLE TITAN: Turtle Titan here to save the party!
The other crashes into the theatre on his motorcycle. Night Watcher goes over to Turtle Titan.
NIGHT WATCHER: No one crashes our party without an invitation. And you aren't on our guest list.
EX-CEL: I got your back, superdudes!
NW: Stay out of this, super guitarist!
TT: He's my friend, chill!
SHREDDER: You three are more like the Three Stooges! Attack!
The Foot attacked while April & Totally Musical Ninja Team watched. Casey, Leo, Don, NW, TT & Ex-Cel battled them. During the battle, Turtle Titan grabs one of the Foot & drags him in front of the drum set. He grabs his head & starts banging his head on cymbals!
TT: Maybe he should join the band!
Turtle Titan then knocks him down. Another Foot goes over & picks up Ex-Cel's electric guitar & is about to smash it. Ex-Cel goes over to him, grabs his guitar & says...
EX-CEL: No one touches my guitar, but me!
When he places it on his stand, one of the strings broke. Then Ex-Cel beat the crap out of that Foot for messing with his guitar.
The battle continued until Shredder got a call on his cell phone. He told his Foot to cease!
SHREDDER: We got to go to Bel-Air. Will Smith's bullying Carlton Banks again!
They left the theatre.
TMNT: Weird!
CASEY: It's one of Guitar Raph's crossover jokes!
Ron went over to Ex-Cel & gave him a set of guitar strings to fix his guitar. As they were about to jam again, Splinter entered.
SPLINTER: You boys are so grounded until your 50th anniversary!
LEO: What did we do, sinsei?
Raph returned to the stage without his Night Watcher costume while Mikey still wore his Turtle Titan costume. Splinter saw their guests & told his sons.
SPLINTER: What's with all the additional human friends? 4 boys who have the same first letters of your name playing as a band. A Mexican superhero who rather play music instead of fighting for justice.
MIKEY: That's no way to talk to my friend.
EX-CEL: Hey, I kicked some shell in the last chapter! Playing music in the superhero outfit makes me so cool.
APRIL: Splinter, they're OK. You weren't ever around.
SPLINTER: I know. (Turns to me) Why do you leave me out in your fanfics?
ME: Maybe because you're a spoil sport & would discourage their musical abilities. Or disliking outside characters that rock & jazz.
SPLINTER: My boys are ninjas, not rock stars!
ME: Didn't you once say that you can accomplish more with an instrument in hand than a weapon?
SPLINTER: Yeah, but you gotta have balance in life.
ME: Sorry if I'm not the adventure expert, but I like TMNT playing music, human or turtle.
DON: Sinsei, he's cool. I hardly ever get any storyline from him.
DANNY: Me too. Guess bass players like us are hard to write.
SPLINTER: I want you boys home before the rooster crows. You can continue your silly party.
As Splinter left, Leo gets him.
LEO: Sinsei, it's our 25th anniversary party. We want you to stay, you're a part of our family. Anything we can do?
SPLINTER: Yes, (gets cell phone out) order more pizza.
After Leo placed the order, they performed "Pizza Power".
The gang's enjoying some pizza & refreshments during their party. Then another well-wisher fles into the theatre. It's Silver Sentry.
SILVER SENTRY: Speaking for the Justice Force, we wish you a happy anniversary, TMNT!
Mikey (still in his Turtle Titan costume) eagerly goes over to him.
TT: Thanks, compadre. You think I could be in the Justice Force?
SS: Yeah, but I've been keeping my eyes on Ex-Cel Dude.
RAPH: Great! Now they wanna recruit a worthless hero.
SS: Shut up. Ex-Cel, with my guidance, you could be a better superhero & on a better team.
EX-CEL: Thanks Sentry, I'm already in a band.
SS: I could teach you to fly.
EX-CEL: Like my motorcycle better, Silver Sentry. Guess you want me to stop playing music.
SS: No, that's your coolness. A musical superhero. I play bass guitar myself.
EX-CEL: I'll think about it. If you want me, you gotta take Turtle Titan as well.
TT: Cool! How about a super jazz jam?
Silver Senty nodded.
TT: Ex-Cel will play all three instruments, Casey on organ, Silver Sentry on bass, Raph on guitar.
RAPH: No way!
TT: Ron on guitar, the horn section. Larry on vibes & I'm on the drums!
The guys get to their instruments with Ex-Cel on tympani. The song starts wth Ex-Cel playing tympani music accompanied by Mikey playing drum fills. When Ex-Cel plays a super drumroll, Turtle Titan plays a snare drum roll.
Then the band joins in the jam session, playing fast paced jazz. Ex-Cel gets off the tympani & heads over to the vibes. Casey got to play an organ solo, followed by a saxophone solo. Then Larry plays his vibes solo, then makes way for Ex-Cel to play a vibes solo. Next was a guitar solo by Ron. When he played, Ex-Cel left the vibes & strapped his electric guitar. Then Silver Sentry pops a bass solo, folllowed by a trumpet solo. Ex-Cel followed with his guitar solo. Near the end of his guitar solo, he faces Turtle Titan drumming, then tells him to drum solo while he chunked chords.
When that jam session was over, Silver Sentry told the gang to go by the pier. When they arrived, fireworks lit up the sky in green and each Turtle color.
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