One of our local papers has a regular column where people write in and whine/complain about whatever they want. Sometimes it's "My bf just broke up with me", sometimes it's "I hate the snow!", sometimes it's "To the salesclerk at the store I was in yesterday, would it have killed you to f-n smile?". People always get creative with the way they sign off of their posts too, like this one I saw today:
I try not to bite you, but then when you start to get long, you break. Make up your damn mind! Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? You don't have the luxury of having it both ways!
---Ninja Turtle Fingers for life
Readers can leave comments, I'm tempted to ask the OP how many fingers they have, or if they've turned green...
Otherwise, I'm not so sure why the sig.
So, what do you think? Do the TMNT chew their fingernails?
