Fanfic; Leo & Venus Wed

[TurtleTitanMusician]

(Part 1)

(Leo's Future)

In the sewer home of TMNT, Splinter & three of the brothers were having breakfast that morning. Leo finally wakes up & joins them, having some pancakes & coffee.

SPLINTER: Morning Leo.
LEO: Morning Sensei.
RAPH: So where were you last night?
LEO: Venus & I were chasing low lifes, protecting the streets of Manhattan.
RAPH: That's Nightwatcher's job!
MIKEY: And Turtle Titan's!

Raph conks Mikey in the head.

LEO: Anyway, I asked Venus to marry me. And she agreed.
SPLINTER: You what? You're too young!
LEO: Sensei, I love Venus. If Casey & April can get married, why not us? I've been with Venus for 12 years,
SPLINTER: Are you ready for that responsibility? How are you gonna support Venus?

Just then, the pay phone rang. Don got up & answered it. Then he addresses...

DON: Leo, it's Danny.
RAPH: Who's Danny? Your side boyfriend? It's bad enough Mikey hangs with Ex-Cel Dude.

Leo gets up & talks to Danny on the phone. After talking business, Leo hangs up & explains to his family.

LEO: That's Danny Pennington, owner of Tortuga Records. He liked my vibes demos I worked on & wants me to record them. Just like Mikey, I'm gonna be a musician!
MIKEY: COOL!
LEO: Danny's gonna hook me up with some musicians today.
SPLINTER: Are you sure? You are a warrior, not a musician.
LEO: Sensei, Shredder's gone & we've been bored. Except for Mikey & I, we made something of ourselves. Can't wait to see the band.

Hours later, Leo arrives @ Tortuga Records where he meets up with Danny. Then they head to the studio to find out that Danny hired some high school musicians to back up Leo. The boys stared @ Leo, laughing @ him. The black kid with the tenor sax said...

KENAN: Aren't you suppose to be greeting people @ an amusement park or fighting off Shredder?
LEO: What's it to you? Yes, I'm the real flesh turtle, Leo.
KENAN: Chill, whoever you are in the costume. My name's Kenan & these are my friends, Pete on bass, Jack on drums & Scott on guitar.
PETE & JACK: Hi Leo.

Scott plays gutar chords.

KENAN: Scott doesn't talk much, unless he wants to.

Leo looks @ Scott & likes his white boots, Scott strums. Kenan shaked Leo's hand & realized he really is a turtle.

KENAN: OK Turtle, show us what you got on the vibes.

Leo goes to the vibes, picks some mallets up & plays. The band is impressed! So for the next four hours, they worked on making a jazz demo cd with Danny as their engineer,

While the boys were playing b-ball outside, Leo relaxed in a conference room, after a hard day jamming. He closed his eyes & then suddenly he heard a voice,

VOICE: I'll keep your secret, Leo.

Leo woke up & saw Scott in the room.

LEO: Either my mind's playing tricks or you finally talked,
SCOTT: Chill. You're OK. I like my boots as well.
LEO: What do you want Scott?
SCOTT: Leo, you want your secret safe, I wanna guitar jam with Ex-Cel Teen.
LEO: Ex-Cel Dude. He changed it when he turned 21. I'll see what I can do.

Danny enters & tells Leo that the CD's in the making & should be finished in a few days.

Leo's jazz album got off the ground. Danny had the CD for sale on Tortuga Records website, Faithful TMNT fans bought copies (even a Texas fan). Danny also had Leo & the boys perform @ the New Jazz Band Fest held in Central Park.

At that fest, Splinter, the other Turtles & Venus (in trenchcoats) watched Leo's combo played.

SPLINTER: Leo's got the skills on the vibes.
RAPH: Yeah, if you like jazz.
DON: Can't you be happy for your bro, Raph?
RAPH: He & Mikey lost their marbles.
VENUS: Leo's talented.

When they finished a song, Leo addresses the crowd.

LEO: For our next number, were gonna let Scott have the floor. Kenan, would you?

Kenan goes over to Scott & puts his hand over his eyes. Scott complains & when Kenan removes his hand, Scott has a surprise!

LEO: Meet your idol, Ex-Cel Dude!

Scott couldn't believe it's his superhero guitarist. Ex-Cel went over to him, saw his red hollow body guitar.

EX-CEL: Nice guitar, Scott.
SCOTT: Cool! Let's jam.

The band plays a medium speed jazz jam. Ex-Cel got to solo first, then Scott got to solo. Then when they both played together, a young girl in the audience started cheering & exposing herself, taking off her blouse!

GIRL: I LOVE YOU, EX-CEL! YOU TOO, SCOTT!

When she exposed herself, Leo's pupils in his eyes lit up! That made Venus very angry! Of couese, the cops took away that girl for indecent exposure.

After their gig, the Turtles congratulated Leo (while Scott & Ex-Cel exchanged autographs). Then Venus grabs Leo's arms & body slams him down on the floor!

VENUS: I saw how you reacted to that naughty girl!
LEO: She wasn't flashing for me!
VENUS: I don't give a (BLEEP!! The wedding's off!

Venus stormed off, Leo's heartbroken.

Leo's depressed that he lost Venus for good. He couldn't meditate calmly, train or even play the vibes. All he thought about was Venus. So Leo runs off & heads over to Casey & April's pad. Leo knocked & is surprised to find Casey wearing a robe.

CASEY: Come in Leo.

Leo enters & sits down on their sofa.

LEO: What's with the robe? Being a Playboy?
CASEY: Funny. I was just trying some swimwear on for our upcoming tropical vacation.

Casey takes off the robe & sports the blue Speedos.

LEO: You wouldn't qualify to even pass as a bodybuilder. Put the robe on.

Casey puts his robe back on.

CASEY: I even filmed myself playing the organ in those.
LEO: Why?
CASEY: Make-out music for April & I. Heard Venus dumped you.
LEO: Man, it wasn't my fault. This girl flashed in front of Ex-Cel & Scott, my pupils went wide.
CASEY: Normal reaction for any teen boy. Look Leo, April & I had our spats many times. You just gotta fight for her. Sweep her off your feet. You and Venus will be married.
LEO: I'll do it.
CASEY: One more thing, make me your best man.
LEO: All the other Turtles want that honor, but Mikey still insists on being Venus' maid of honor. Thanks Casey.

So Leo left. He decided that he's going to get Venus back somehow. 
     
One night @ Central Park, Leo's out jogging. When he gets to the dark side of the forest, he spots Venus. He goes over to her, but she still hates him.

VENUS: What's the matter? Did that pervert girl broke your heart?
LEO: Venus, she didn't even make a move on me.
VENUS: Maybe I should bulge my eyes if Ex-Cel exposes himself or picture Casey in a Speedo.
LEO: That's the last chapter.

Venus heads out, but Leo stops her.

VENUS: Let go before I pull more ninja moves on you.
LEO: Not until you listen to me!

They head over to a bench & talk.

LEO: Venus, you're gonna have to accept me as a musician. Sure I'll have crazy fans like her, but I'll always have you in your heart. That's what matters. I'm only doing it for our future, so what if I like playing the vibes. It makes me happy to play a cool instrument.
VENUS: Are you sure?

Leo nods.

LEO: Wouldn't have it any other way.

Leo snaps his fingers & suddenly, electric guitar music is heard playing romantically, along with a swishy beat of the snare drum played with brushes. Leo sings a ballad version of the Frankie Avalon classic, Venus. After the song, Venus is touched & decides to resume the wedding. They walk off together.

Over at the bandstand, Mikey & Ex-Cel Dude saw them.

EX-CEL: Sure hope Leo pays us soon.
MIKEY: Man, I hate playing ballads. Let's jazz it up, friend!

Mikey plays a faster beat on the snare while Ex-Cel plays a cool guitar riff!

[TurtleTitanMusician]

(Part 2)

(Best Man)

Leo's been pampered by his brothers, all because they want to be his best man @ his wedding. Raph took him on motorcycle rides to various places, Mikey cleaned his room & Don polished the bars on his vibes set.

That night, Leo had a strange dream, He finds himself on a game show set & spots Mikey wearing his orange tux, wearing a headjack mike, playing a drumroll on his white tympani, next to his snare drum, saying.

MIKEY: Welcome to the game show that answers your question, Who's The Best Man? I'm your host, Mikey Grayson!

Mikey stops playing & canned applause is heard. Leo couldn't believe his bizarre dream.

LEO: Great, it had to be a Dating Game knock off.
MIKEY: Welcome to our show. Today, we have a friend in need, deciding who will be his best man @ his upcoming wedding. Let's meet my pal, an awesome warrior & a cool vibraphone player, Leo!

Mikey plays another tympani drumroll as Leo enters the set. Leo sits down on the director's high chait & Mikey stops playing to go over to talk to him.

LEO: Mikey, what's the meaning of this?
MIKEY: Since you can't decide on a best man, we're doing this game show. And now Leo, on the other side of the partition will be your three eligible potentials for best man, come on out!

Mikey goes to his snare drum & plays a buzzroll as those three entered & be seated. Don's #1, Raph's #2 & Casey's #3.

MIKEY: We'll be back to play the game, right after this message!

From a commercial break, the game show resumes.

MIKEY: Welcome back to Who's The Best Man? During commercial, we gave our potentials each a small chalkboard & some chalk to write their answers down. This way, you can't hear them talk & identify them. OK Leo, ask the questions (they were pre-written before the show went on the air).
LEO: #2, where should I go on my honeymoon?

Raph writes it down. Mikey reads it.

MIKEY: In Iraq! Better yet, Iraq & a hard place!
LEO: #1, same question.

Don writes his answer.

MIKEY: In the rainforests of Central America.
LEO: #3, Would you wear a color tuxedo?

Casey writes his answer.

MIKEY: If the wedding theme's a 70's retro!
LEO: #1, you like the color tuxes?

Don writes it down.

MIKEY: As long it isn't the style Mkey's wearing! Hey! Next question.
LEO: #2, who would you suggest to play @ my reception, my band, Ex-Cel & Turtle Titan or Totally Musical Ninja Team.

Raph scribbles & shows Mikey a picture of him shooting the finger!

MIKEY: Cut that out #2! Give a real answer,

Raph erases & writes a real answer,

MIKEY: Shredder, so he could use his non-musical ray on all those no-talents.
LEO: Ho hum, #3, same question.

Casey writes down his answer.

MIKEY: You decide, they're all good. OK Leo, it's time for your final question!

Mkey plays a buzzroll on the snare drum. Raph gets a slingshot & aims. The rock hits Mikey's snare drum, which falls on the floor & the snare breaks. Mikey gets angry & charges to Raph. They have a fight while Don & Casey try to break it up!

LEO: STOP IT! STOP IT!

Just then, he finds himself in bed murmuring "Stop it". He awakes to find his brothers & Splinter bedside.

RAPH: Had another sexual dream about Venus?

Spinter hits Raph over the head!

LEO: Thank goodness I'm back. I dreamt that I was on a weird game show with Mikey drumming & hosting.
MIKEY: Cool!
LEO: He had me on this Dating Game type show where I had to pick my best man for my wedding.
SPLINTER: So who did you choose?
LEO: It broke out into a Jerry Springer fight because Raph killed Mikey's snare drum. But I'm now making my decision. My best man will be Splinter.

The other Turtles were amazed.

LEO: Raph, Don, you can still be my groomsmen. But Mikey, I'm promoting you to sing @ my wedding!
RAPH: This fanfic & your marriage is doomed!

Mikey chases Raph for making that statement.

(Bachelor[ette] Parties)

Back home, Raph's on the pay phone, talking to Casey/ Mikey enters the room, gliding on his skateboard.

RAPH: Yeah Casey, it's all set. Don & I will take Leo over to your place. Mikey? He's too immature. OK, bye.

Raph heads to his room with Mikey following him.

MIKEY: Too immature for what?
RAPH: Leo's bachelor party.
MIKEY: I wanna go.
RAPH: No! (grabs his skateboard & Mikey falls down on the floor). You still hate kissing scenes or partial nudity in movies, still read comic books, dress up as a superhero. Hey, I do that too. And worse,
MIKEY: Don't say it!
RAPH: Play music with a superhero loser! You're not going to the bachelor party! Maybe Ex-Cel should baby sit you.
MIKEY: Wish he was my fairy godparent!

Just then, snappy jazzy music is heard with a chorus singing.

CHORUS: Mikey is a turtle dude, who plays drums in a band. Leo, Don & Raph, always giving him commands!
RAPH: Shut up, twerp!

Raph kills the music away.

RAPH: Stupid Nickelodeon parody gag! What next? Ex-Cel singing "I Found A Way"? (Drake & Josh theme)

Over in Josh's bedroom @ Salazar garage, Mikey watches Ex-Cel Dude pumpin iron by bench pressing. Then he starts with the dumbbells & flexes his arms.

EX-CEL: Are you OK, Mikey?
MIKEY: Sure.
EX-CEL: You would normally play tympani during my workout.
MIKEY: Don't feel like it. Raph says I'm too immature to attend Leo's bachelor party.
EX-CEL: What a blow. How about joining me @ Venus' bachelorette party. This superhero's going to be a male stripper. April hired me to perform.

Ex-Cel puts his dumbbells down, takes off his shirt & flexes his hottie muscles.

EX-CEL: I could use some extra money myself. How about playing tympani for me while I strip?
MIKEY: Ex-Cel, why not make it a double billing. Venus would rather see a Turtle strip than a human. And you can back me up on guitar, play some disco on your wah-wah pedal.
EX-CEL: Whatever.

Over @ April's 2nd Time Around shop, Mikey looks @ old comic books she had in a comic book box. April's checking her inventory behind her counter.

MIKEY: Man, these are classics. With the money I could make tonight, I'll be able to buy most of these comic biooks.
APRIL: Splinter giving you an allowance?
MIKEY: No, stripping @ Venus' bachelorette party. Ex-Cel's gonna accompany me on guitar.
APRIL: Don't take this the wrong way, but this is a mature party. You're uninvited.

Mikey looked @ her & started crying. Then he ran out of the shop, still crying.

APRIL: That's a mature additude for you.

When April went to work @ WTRL-6, her boss, Mr. Charles Pennington tipped her on a breaking story.

CHARLES: Mrs. Jones, got a breaking story. Someone's climbing to the top of the Brooklyn Bridge. Cover it!
APRIL: Another crazy low-life.

When she drove her news van over to the scene, she couldn't believe that it was Mikey! So she called the other Turtles about it. Even Casey & Ex-Cel arrived on their bikes to the scene! April saw her husband.

APRIL: What's Mikey up to?
EX-CEL: Beats me. Maybe trying out a new Turtle Titan super power.
CASEY: Yeah right.
APRIL: Why would he do a crazy thing like that?
CASEY: Beats me. Maybe Raph told him that he wasn't invited to Leo's bachelor party for being so immature.

April started crying.

APRIL: I told him the same thing about the bachelorette party. That's what's going on!

A garbage truck arrives on the scene. Raph, Leo, Don & Splinter saw Mikey up there.

LEO: What's going on?
DON: Why would Mikey do such a thing?
APRIL: Because we uninvited him to either of the parties.
RAPH: Whew! I thought maybe Ex-Cel Dude broke up his gay friendship!

Ex-Cel charged @ Raph & beated the crap out of him!

EX-CEL: Take that back you son of a (BLEEP!)! Maybe you & Casey are the same way!

Mikey saw them fighting from afar. He cried,

MIKEY: They don't need me anymore. TMNT's better off as a trio. GERONIMO!

The crowd gasped as Mikey jumped & heaed to his watery doom. Mikey closed his eyes thinking about heaven & then suddenly, he was caught by Silver Sentry!

SILVER SENTRY: Suicide's no way to go out just near a brother's weddng! Better take you home, get away from the crowd.

Silver Sentry flew Mikey back home. Then around 10 minutes later, he flew back to find his friends around April's news van. Reporters swarmed around him & then made a statement.

SS: The guy in a turtle costume recently came from a party where his girlfriend broke up with him. He's safe & secure. Couldn't find any ID on him.

Moments later @ the sewer home, Mikey woke up from his bed. There, he found his brothers & friends surrounding him. Mikey saw a bruised Raph wearing bandages.

MIKEY: Man, did the Foot do a number on you, Raph?
RAPH: No, Ex-Cel Dude gave me a lesson in friendship.
SPLINTER: What you did was wrong, Michaelangelo. You should be demoted to wedding janitor!
MIKEY: Wedding janitor?
LEO: Psych!
(The gang laughed)
LEO: Look Mikey, we all wanna apologize for what we did. We had no right to exclude you of any of the parties, bachelor or bachelorette. So would you be honored if you attend?
MIKEY: As long as it isn't on the same night.

[TurtleTitanMusician]

(Part 3)

(The Bachelor Party)

With April away, covering a news story @ New Jersey, Casey decided to throw Leo's bachelor party. Splinter passed on going since he had a weak heart & knew it's gong to be wild.

The Turtles went to Casey's apartment to have Leo's bachelor party. Even Mikey was excited to find lots of pizza as well.

LEO: So are we gonna have a stripper?
CASEY: Sorry pal, no female wouldn't want to strip for a turtle, yet alone pop out of a cake. Don't worry, we'll smoke...
MIKEY: Sensei doesn't allow smoking.
RAPH: Have to agree with him.
DON: We wouldn't do it anyway, bad for the lungs.
CASEY: How about beer?
RAPH: Sure we can handle that.
CASEY: We can also play poker with special cards, look at dirty magazines, watch a porn movie on dvd & a big surprise @ the end.

So they had some pizza & beer while playing poker. Casey had a deck of cards which had hot bikini babes posing as the jacks & queens of each suit. The kings were discarded because it was hunks in Speedos. After many poker hands, Leo won it all. Then they read girlie magazines, looking @ the hot centerfolds. After that, Casey got the dvd into the player.

LEO: What's the movie called?
CASEY: Band Colony, starring Pyan Rinkston.
DON: Spoonerism for Ryan Pinkston.
MIKEY: Cool! A musical.
RAPH: Great. Thought you said it had porn.
CASEY: It does.

So Casey plays it, & the dvd goes crazy.

DON: Let me fix it.

In the kitchen, Mikey's making some microwave popcorn & places it in a big bowl. Casey looked @ the dvd & had to get a paper towel to polish it off. When Mikey came back with popcorn, Casey inserted the dvd into the player.

CASEY: You guys ready to hoot?

The Turtles hoot & holler. They watched Band Colony, a summer camp for a marching band. Pyan Rinkston played Peter,an outcast teen who fights for a spot in the pit section. Him with two friends try to score with some sexy girls, but they would always be pushed by bullies.

Casey & the Turtles hooted in excitement when they saw sexy girls. In the pool party scene, Peter tries to score with Rachel, a hot sax player. But one of the bullies grabbed him, pulled off his trunks (luckily he had Speedos) & pushed him into the pool. When he recovered, Peter swam towards him, grabs his leg & knocks him into the pool. They have a fight! The band director comes by & blows his whistle. The bully gave a lame excuse that Peter started the fight, the band director punishes Peter by making him polish drums in the storage room.

Then a power failure happened.

CASEY: Just what we need for our bachelor party, a power failure!

Casey looked down from his window & shouted to the landlord below...

CASEY: What gives with the power?
LANDLORD: What's with the owls hooting in your apartment? You know the clause of no pets!
CASEY: Sorry, I don't have any owls. My friends & I are throwing a bachelor party.
LANDLORD: That figures. Besides that, I didn't turn the power off;

Just then, the power came back on.

CASEY: Never mind.

He closed the window & then they resume watching the movie.

In the band storage, Peter's polishing the sides of the tympanis to make them look shiny. Then he heard a knock on the door & hears Rachel's voice. He lets her in.

RACHEL: Those (BLEEP) holes can be annoying sometimes.
PETER: Tell me about it.
RACHEL: Despite you're so short, I think you're cute. (He blushes) I wrote a bit for you, wanna hear it?
PETER: Not in the mood.
RACHEL: (Takes off her clothes to have her bikini on, then grabs her saxophone) How about now.

Peter drooled. She plays a very sexy song on her tenor sax Peter fantasied about her while she played. After her song, she puts away her sax & asked him.

RACHEL: Now would you play for me?
PETER: A tympani piece? (He took off his clothes to have only his Speedos) Whatever you say.

Peter grabbed some mallets & made up a solo, using two tympanis. During the middle of his solo, Rachel came to him from behind & started feeling all over his body. When he played a super drumroll, his hormones were out of control! He threw the mallets away, grabbed Rachel & they have a make-out session.

The rest of the movie had Peter & his friends sticking up for themselves over those bullies, he was named Super Pit Player of the Camp as well as being Rachel's boyfriend. Even the band played for a nudist colony near the end of the movie. Raph turned off he dvd.

RAPH: Show's over! It's getting too hot in this room! Have we got someplace else to go?
MIKEY: I wanna see the special features! Maybe Pyan talks about his drumming experience!
CASEY: There's no special features. Yeah, we got someplace to go. Leo, ride with me & you Turtles follow.

Casey took Leo on his motorcycle while the other followed on their bikes. They went to a warehouse where Leo got a surprise party! Totally Musical Ninja Team (with Ex-Cel Dude) performed for the crowd. Like in Secret of the Ooze, the Turtles danced the night away with some beautiful babes. Leo thought this part of the bachelor party was the best!

(The Bachelorette Party)

At the Jones apartment, April & Casey are having some microwave dinners while watching the local news.

CASEY: So how did that report in New Jersey went?
APRIL: OK. How was Leo's bachelor party.
CASEY: Man, we had a wild time. Even showed them that porn movie about the band camp.
APRIL: Not the one with Pyan Rinkston? You'll give Mikey ideas.

Just then, a knock on the door occurs. April looks through the peephole & finds a female turtle. She lets her in.

CASEY: What's the big idea opening the door for strangers?
APRIL: Casey, meet Venus.

Venus bows to them.

CASEY: Oh, you're Leo's bride!
VENUS: This is the first time we ever met. Wish we had met sooner, but FoxKids prevented that. So are you ready to go?
APRIL: Sure!
CASEY: Where are you girls going?
APRIL: It's our turn to be bad girls. We're going to a bachelorette party,
CASEY: Not some sleazy male strip joint!

They nod as Casey sighs.

Over @ Salazar Garage, Mikey's in Josh's bedroom, sitting on his bed playing with mallets. He finds Josh dressed in clean mechanic clothes,

JOSH: How do I look?
MIKEY: I thought Ex-Cel was suppose to strip, not Josh Salazar.
JOSH: I wear a one piece superhero outfit like Batman, Superman, etc. I got my costume in the backpack. So Mikey, how was Leo's bachelor party?
MIKEY: Radical! We saw a dirty movie with Pyan Rinkston.
JOSH: The one where he plays tympani? (Mikey nods) I learned on Pyan's website that he had to take tympani lessons for that role since he plays drums.

Josh tells Mikey to grab his guitar case & amplifier. Then Josh grabs his backpack & puts it on his back. On the side alley, Josh saw Mikey's wheels, his jeep (off Next Mutation) where he has his tympani loaded. Then Mikey loads his equipment into the jeep.

JOSH: The club were going to is Gonzo's. Follow me.

Josh gets on his helmet & drives his motorcycle while Mikey follows along on the jeep.

Gonzo's, a male strip club where females get their delight weekly. Josh (Ex-Cel) Salazar & Mikey signed up to strip. Of course, the owner sighed when they brought their own instruments. Mikey sets up his tympani next to the house drums where he spots a dude wearing a New York Jets uniform. He asks Mikey...

DRUMMER: Can you play drums?
MIKEY: Yeah!
DRUMMER: I'll pay you $50 to play while I strip.
MIKEY: Let me change into my outfit.

The drummer had no idea what Mikey meant. As he went into the back room to pump iron, he saw Josh doing chin-ups.

DRUMMER: (Thinking) Can't believe that's Josh Salazar. Wait'll he gets a surprise.

The girls were admitted to the club & April got a VIP table for her & Venus.

VENUS: Is this an American custom?
APRIL: You bet!

Mikey's in the band area dressed as Turtle Titan. Then the host starts the show.

GONZO: Welsome to Gonzo's ladies! Tonght we got boys to entertain you all through the evening, including a couple of new studs for Amateur Night. But first, let's score a touchdown with Brad!

The house band plays disco music with Turtle Titan drumming along. While he stripped for the ladies, Josh watched from backstage & was shocked!

JOSH: Man, that's what happened to Brad! He's become a sleazy stripper.

After Brad did his act for the ladies, he rushes to the drums. Mikey gets off & goes to his tympani.

GONZO: Let's meet an amateur. He's the hot shot mechanic who drives a hot motorcycle, give it up for Josh!

Josh came out in the mechanic clothes, dancing for all the ladies, while Turtle Titan played tympani in the band.

VENUS: Isn't that guy the one who's that musical superhero?
APRIL: Yes! (She then yelled to Josh ) TAKE IT OFF!

Girls screamed when Josh took off his mechanic's clothes. When he got to his Speedos, April & other girls stuffed money in his swimwear!

After two other guys strip, Gonzo told the women...

GONZO: Are you girls waiting for a superhero? (They all scream) Give it up for our next amateur, the Unconvincing Turtle Titan!

On stage, they find Ex-Cel Dude playing his electric guitar using his wah-wah pedal. Turtle Titan came out & danced to his guitar music. Venus got so excited seeing him in action...

VENUS: Take it off Turtle Titan, take it off!

All the girls were acting wild when Turtle Titan took off his costume & was down to his orange Speedos. Venus placed money in the side of his swimwear. But things got out of hand when ladies demanded...

LADIES: Take off your turtle mask!
TURTLE TITAN: Sorry girls, this is real!

The music stopped.

Outside the club, the police were about to raid the place, until the ladies evacuated after being scared off by a real turtle! The police called off the raid.

Inside the club, Gonzo banished Turtle Titan & Josh/Ex-Cel from setting foot in his club again. When Ex-Cel grabbed his guitar case, he met Brad.

BRAD: So, it's not enough being a superhero musician, now you resort to stripping!
JOSH: April set it up with Gonzo. Why are you drumming for a sleazy band?
BRAD: I need the money, trying to do college & keep my music dreams alive.

Mikey comes over to Josh.

MIKEY: You know him?
JOSH: Mikey, meet Brad, my high school friend who played on the football team & drums in jazz band & in our combo, The Cool Band.

Then, some female bouncers threw Mikey, Josh, April & Venus out of the club. April decided to take Venus to see a chick flick, since the strip show was a bomb.

[TurtleTitanMusician]

(Part 4)

At Tortuga Records, Leo & his band record a track for Ex-Cel's album. Two vibraphones are playing with Ex-Cel & Leo jammin, with Scott on guitar, Pete on bass & Kenan on drums (Jack was grounded that day). They dueled out soloes along with Scott playing a guitar solo, even Kenan got to drum solo.

After the jam, they chill by having a snack break. Ex-Cel talks to Leo.

EX-CEL: Thanks for being on my album.
LEO: What are friends for. Just take good care of Scott when you & him do that guitar duet.
EX-CEL: Ever since we met, he gained confidence on being more talkative.
LEO: Yeah. Could I ask you a question?
EX-CEL: Sure.
LEO: Do you have a girlfriend?

Ex-Cel grabs Leo's head & takes him over to the outdoor b-ball court. Leo got scared.

LEO: Look, Raph didn't put me up to this! You're a talented, handsome dude, but no girl to show for.
EX-CEL: Leo, my mom & dad are on seperate issues about this. Dad wants me to grow up while Mom wants me to be a mixture of Milhouse & Principal Skinner, a nerdy momma's boy. It's hard to please them, so I've never dated.
LEO: What about high school?
EX-CEL: Kept busy playing foorball, swimming, jazz band & the Cool Band. After high school, I'm a mechanic, superhero & musician. Besides, my parents scare off any girl, unless she needs her car fixed. Nobody would date someone who lives in a garage.
LEO: You should come out of your shell. One day you'll find the right girl who'll understand you. So Ex-Cel, the wedding's a couple of weeks away, coming?
EX-CEL: Yeah. But is Mikey ready to sing?

At their sewer home, Mikey sings in the shower while Raph & Don cover their ears!

Don sneaks into Mikey's room & goes through his drawers. Was he looking for some underwear, some super-sized trunks or his orange Speedos?

DON: You gross me out, TurtleTitanMusician.

No, Don found Mikey's orange bow tie. Then he left Mikey's room & went to his bedroom. Don closed the door & did some scientific experiments.

Hours later, Don runs into Mikey asking...

MIKEY: Have you seen my bow tie?
DON: I have it. Why not put on the tuxedo.
MIKEY: Why?
DON: Just do it!

So Don hands him his bow tie & changes into his formal wear. When Mikey came out, he saw Raph on a stool with his electric guitar.

RAPH: You owe me big tme, Don!
MIKEY: What's going on?
DON: Mikey, here's a mike (hands him a mike). Sing anything.
MIKEY: How about Home On The Range.

Raph puts on a cowboy hat & then strums. When Mikey sings the tune, he sounds like an awesome singer. Don's happy while Raph was shocked!

DON: Now you're ready for the wedding!
MIKEY: I gotta tell Ex-Cel!

Mikey rushed off & Raph stopped playing.

RAPH: OK, Mr. Wizard or Bill Nye, what did you do to Mikey?
DON: I placed a larnyx chip in his bow tie so he'll be able to sing perfectly.

Over @ Salazar Garage, Mikey's in Josh's bedroom telling him the good news. So Ex-Cel grabs his guitar & jams. But Mikey decides to take off the suit along with the tie. Mikey sang horrible, like his normal self. Ex-Cel stopped playing.

EX-CEL: What happened?
MIKEY: One moment I was singiing perfectly while now I can't hardly sing.
EX-CEL: Bet Don did something to you. But what?

(The Dinner Party)

It's a week before the wedding. Over @ the Jones' apartment, Casey & April invited all the Turtles to discuss wedding plans. Then they had a Sunday dinner which consists of meat loaf, mashed potatoes, biscuits, tea & apple pie for dessert. At the dinner table, things began to heat up.

APRIL: Hope you guys like my meat loaf. My mother taught me to make that.
CASEY: So, where's the wedding going to be held? At a church?
LEO: We decided to have it @ April's farm. The same place you two got married.
VENUS: I wanted a church. But Leo told me no minister would marry turtles cause it would be illegal.
MIKEY: Just like that parson who wouldn't marry Frosty & Crystal.
RAPH: Huh?
DON: Snow people. From a 1976 Christmas special.
SPLINTER: Don's one smart cookie.
VENUS: Mikey, you were awesome @ Gonzo's!
LEO: Gonzo's? Not that sleazy club! Was that where the bachelorette party was?
APRIL: (Nodded) Yes. Turtle Titan took it off & Venus went wild!

Leo got angry @ Mikey, grabbed that pie & threw it at his face!

MIKEY: Three Stooges time! Awesome!
LEO: How could you do this to your brother? If I punish or yell @ you bad. you'll go back to the Brooklyn Bridge! You're out of my wedding!

Someone smacks him in the head. He discovers it was Venus, not Raph who hits him.

VENUS: You leave Mikey alone! Maybe I should be angry @ you for reading porn magazines, dancing with sexy babes @ a club & watching that porn movie with Pyan Rinkston in it.
LEO: How do you know about that?
CASEY: April got it out of me.
VENUS: Excuse me.
LEO: Me too!

The both of them left the dinner table, left the apartment & went on the roof. There, they squabbled in profane tones to each other about each other's sexy parties. During the squabble, it started raining along with thunder & lightning. They continued to get into each other's face until they kiss passionately. The others came up to find them kissing.

SPLINTER: Looks like the wedding's on again.

They stoppd kissing.

VENUS: Not until Mikey's reinvited.

Which he is.
 
     

[TurtleTitanMusician]

(Part 5)

(The Wedding)

Over @ April's farmhouse, we find the gang getting ready for Leo & Venus' wedding. At the barn. friends set up band instruments, getting ready for sound check. On stage there's a tenor sax, bass guitar, two electric guitars (red & brown sunburst), a vibraphone, a drum set & a pair of tympanis. Kenan's messing on the tympani while Mikey looks on.

MIKEY: Guy of many talents! Nice tux too!

Kenan's wearing a white tux.

KENAN: Thanks.

Kenan stops & goes over to his sax & plays for sound check. Then Scott & Josh (also in white tuxes) check guitar sounds, then Josh messes on the vibes while Silver Sentry (who didn't wear a tux) messes on the bass.

MIKEY: Is this gonna be a cool band or what?
SCOTT: Maybe we should've checked each other about formal wear.
SS: Remember, we move the organ after the wedding so Casey can join us.

Mikey goes over to Josh, asking him to strip the tux off.

JOSH: Not until the wedding's over.

Is the parent's bedroom, Leo's having second thoughts while Splinter calms him down.

LEO: Am I doing the right thing marrying Venus?
SPLINTER: Let your heart decide my son. After all, you love Venus & she loves you.
LEO: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPLINTER: Stupid Beatles joke!

In April's bedroom, April puts the finishing touches on Venus' wedding gown. Venus has her doubts as well.

VENUS: I could've scored with any Turtle. Don's too smart & technical, Mikey's wild & immature, Raph's rebellious & loves a good fight while Leo's just right!
APRIL: Cool it, Goldilocks. You're marrying the right Turtle. Soon, you & Leo will be husband & wife.
VENUS: Can't wait for that.

Outside the farm, we find the guests ready to witness this event, including two uninvited people. Who are they?

Don, Raph, Leo & Splinter stood @ the altar while Mikey stood next to Casey on the organ. The Turtles wore those colored tuxedos from Fast Forward. The wedding begins when Casey plays the organ. Mikey then got to sing "We've Only Just Begun" while Casey accompanied him.

One of the uninvited guests was looking from the future. It's Cody Jones (with his robot servant, Serling).

SERLING: I thought I hid that dvd! Why are you watching that?
CODY: Out of curiosity. No wonder where I got my love of the keyboard, seeing my great grandad playing the organ.

Cody shows Serling a CD Casey made a long time ago.

CODY: The legends were true. There is a 5th Turtle & Leo married her. Too bad...
SERLING: Don't tell the readers!

After Mikey stopped singing, Casey plays "Here Comes The Bride" as April escorted Venus from behind, down the aisle. Venus had a cute wedding gown. She stood next to Leo while Mikey joined his bros.

The minister's the same one who married Casey & April, performed the ceremony while everyone watched. When Leo's saying his vows to Venus, she had a pain look on her face. She left the altar & headed to the forest. The crowd gasped while Leo was disappointed.

RAPH: Looks like she stood you up, bro.
LEO: Guess we were never meant to be married.
DON: It's OK. You'll get over it.
MIKEY: Yeah. How about a concert?
LEO: No reception!

Just then, the crowd gasped when Venus came back from the forest & arrived @ the alter.

LEO: What happened? You had second thoughts?
VENUS: No. I had to whiz on a tree. I was so nervous, I forgot to go to the bathroom!

The ceremony continues & after Leo said his vows, Venus says hers. Then when the rings were handed out to Leo & Venus, the minster pronounced them married & they kissed each other. The crowd applauded while Casey played closing music.

When the ceremony was through, Silver Sentry lifted the organ & placed it on the reception stage. Josh grabbed Mikey & took him to one of the bedrooms in the farm house.

MIKEY: Do it Josh!

Josh ripped off his tuxedo (Clark Kent style) & had his Ex-Cel Dude outfit underneath!

EX-CEL: Happy Turtle Titan?
MIKEY: And how! Clark Kent would like your style.
EX-CEL: Cool! We got a reception to play!

They left & headed to the barn. But who was the other stranger?

In the barn, the guests were treated to an awesome concert/reception. The band consisted of Kenan; tenor sax/drums, Casey; organ, Silver Sentry; bass, Scott; guitar, Ex-Cel; guitar/vibes/vocals & Mikey; drums/tympani/vocals. This all-star band did mostly jazz, pop & disco tunes. One disco song had Ex-Cel & Scott playing with wah-wah pedals.

Near their break, Mikey gets off the drums & tells Kenan to play. Then Mikey gets a mike in hand & tells the crowd.

MIKEY: Before we break, we like to do another number. This will also be Leo & Venus' first dance as a couple. This time Kenan's playing the drums! Kick it Kenan, while I take off my tie!

Kenan plays a drum solo while Mikey took off his tie.

DON: Don't Mikey!
RAPH: He'll ruin the concert for sure.

Then the band joins in on another pop disco tune called "Get Down Tonight". While Leo & Venus danced, Don & Raph closed their eyes in disbelief, but Mikey had a good singing voice, doing that song. The song ended with Kenan playing a drum solo with Mikey playing tympani rhythms. When they took a break, Raph & Don came to Mikey.

RAPH: You were superb Mikey!
DON: I don't understand, you wore the same tie.
MIKEY: Ex-Cel & I figured you had something to do with it, so he gave me singing lessons.

Before the band played again, Leo took Venus' garter & threw it amongst the boys. Ex-Cel caught it. Then when Venus threw her bouquet, it turns out that the stranger caught the bouquet. Ex-Cel saw her & is in love.

On the next band set, Leo got to play the vibes, doing one of his numbers from his CD. The girl watched the band play & Ex-Cel couldn't concentrate on his music. After Leo's number was done, Ex-Cel grabbed the mike & said...

EX-CEL: I like to dedicate this guitar bit to the girl who caught tbe bouquet.

Ex-Cel played a cool guitar tune for her while Mikey tried to stop him. Then like Pyan Rinkston did in the movie, Ex-Cel's hormones went wild! Mikey grabbed his guitar & told him to cool off & take a break. Ex-Cel immediately left the stage & went to get acquainted with the girl, while Scott handled guitar duties.

After refreshments & cake, the crowd threw rice @ the couple while they boarded Leo's Combat Cruiser.

RAPH: Sorry, the Turtle Van wasn't available.

Leo drove while Venus held on. They were headed to the airport to go to a tropical, romantic getaway.

Back @ the barn, the band spotted Ex-Cel making out with that mystery girl. They stopped when they saw them.

EX-CEL: Guys, I'd like you to meet Mallory Banks. She wants us to join her.
SILVER SENTRY: There's a law against having multiple husbands.
MALLORY: You don't understand. You are a great band!
KENAN: Look lady, we all play in different bands. Scott & I as well as Mikey, Sentry & your superhero boyfriend.
MALLORY: Exactly!

April comes over to them, while grabbing her husband.

APRIL: What's the big idea hitting on musicians? You can't have the organist, he's mine!
EX-CEL: Would you let her explain!
MALLORY: Thank you. My car broke down along the road & I heard band music being played.
APRIL: So are you a talent scout?
MALLORY: No. My drummer brother, Malcolm & I run a summer camp for musicians. And I want you guys to be part of it.
MIKEY: Cool! Camp Rock! Will the Jonas Brothers be there?
MALLORY: You watch too much tv. It's Camp Jazz. located in the wilderness. Hope you all can make it, sure Ex-Cel could make it cool.

Ex-Cel & Mallory kiss again while Raph saw them & made a face.

RAPH: Great, another fanfic idea called Camp Jazz! Disney Channel should sue that parody!

END