re: The Impending Battle: Day One: Training

[tmntz13]

(It was a quiet morning. The air was clear... but polluted. And the presence of something evil filled the air.)
~Somewhere deep in the sewers, in a house like no other, four brothers were training. Unaware of the impending battle about to come up~
Raph: Arggh! Come on Leo, we've been praticing for hours! I mean come on!
`Raphael had an enragred look to his eyes`
Leo: Well you can take a break and walk out of this dojo right now. Though just remember, you'll have to deal with me later on.
`Raphael was about to say something, when he suddenly was reminded of what happened to Donatello the last time`
Don: Leo, I think I have the flying spin kick done.
`Donatello was literally exhausted`
Leo: Well, i'm sure you wouldn't mind showing me. In fact, I want all three of you guys to show me.
Don: What do you mean three? Only me and Raph are here.
`Leonardo's smirk changed slowly into a frown. And his eyes looked like balls of fire`
Don: Well yeah Mikey's outside eating pizza.
Leo: WHAT! THAT FAT SLOB IS EATING PIZZA AND NOT TRAINING! AUGH, WHEN I FIND HIM, HIS shell WILL BE MINE!
`Leonardo then marched out of the dojo to find michelangelo`
Raph: Oooh, Mikey's in for it now.
~Now we take you to the roof of there favorite building... the pizzaria~
Leo: Mikey! You better start dragging your shell out here and explain yourself!
`As Michelangelo heard Leonardo, he's heart started to beat.`
Mikey: Crud! I'd better get the shell out of here.
`As Michelangelo turned around the corner, he came into Leonardo's face`
Mikey: Holy Shoot! Don't scare me like that!
Leo: Ok first of all, don't scream like a girl, its not manly. And second, where were you?
Mikey: Well, I found a way to get free pizza!
`Leonardo had a blank face`
Mikey: Come on in the back, i'll show you.
`Leonardo and Michelangelo walked around back`
Mikey: Ok, so you know how the humans don't always finish all there pizza, and they usually throw it out, well this is where it goes.
`Michelangelo gestured the trash can * Leonardo gags * Michelangelo than took a peice, then ate it`
Mikey: Mmmmmm, delish!
`Leonardo vomits`
~back at the sewers when Leonardo and Michelangelo finally get home, they see Donatello and Raphael fighting over the T.V.~
Leo: Don! Raph! Quit goofing off!
Raph: Don't get pushy.
`Raphael said through gritted teeth, then looking at Michelangelo`
Raph: Whoa Mikey, Leo sure did a number on you.
Mikey: Yeah, im never ditching again. Now if you'll excuse me im going to put some ice on my shell.
`Michelangelo then walks to the kitchen`
Don: So Leo, hows about you come done in the lab and me my test dummy?
Leo: You know, I think i'll pass, considering what happened to Mikey last time.
Don: Excuse me, but he was only blind for two weeks.
Leo: Than there was Raph.
Don: Please! He was only paralyzed for a month.
Leo: And then theres Casey.
Don: I thought it was a hair trimmer, I didn't think it would turn him into a girl?
Leo: Exactly! I don't want any of that happening to me!
Don:Pwease Leo, pweety pwease.
`Donatello said this to Leonardo, while giving him the puppy eyes.
Leo: Uhhhh... OKAY, FINE!
Don: Yay!
`Donatello and Leonardo leave the room.`
Raph: So Mikey, how much of your blubber jiggled around when Leo beat the shell out of you?
`Michelangelo froze in his steps, then turned around`
Mikey: Blubber! I'll show you blubber.
`Michelangelo said in somewhat a growl, as his eyes fired.
Raph: Are you taunting me?
Mikey: Maybe I am, what, are you  chicken to fight me?
`Raphael then runs up to Michelangelo and begins to do a jump cross kick * Michelangelo then ducks, grabs his leg, then flips Raphael over * the rest was pretty much them wrestling`
Splinter: Raphael! Michelangelo! Stop your nonsense this minute.
`Raphael lets Michelangelo go and then they both shuffle on to there feet'
Splinter: Where are Leonardo and Donatello?
Raph: I think that they're in Don's lab.
Splinter: What! Ugh, Mikey, get the first aid kit.
Mikey: Yes Sensai.
Splinter: Raphael, get Leonardo and Donatello.
Raph: Yes Sensai.
`Raphael then runs down to Donatellos room, and when he gets there he see's a red dot on Leonardos head.
Raph: Hey guys Splinter wants u... Uhh what going on here?
Don: Hey Raph! Sensai wants us you say? Ok just a sec. I gotta shot Leo in the red dot real quick.
`Leonardo looks up at Raphael`
Leo: Help me.
Raphael: Yeah well Splinter wants us now, so lets go!
`Raphael then snatches the gun from Donatellos hand and unstraps Leonardo * As they walk to the dojo, Leonardo mouths to Raphael`
Leo: Thank you.
Raph: Anytime bro.
Splinter: Ahhh, your all here. Now then, lets get started. Leonardo, show me your jump-spin-cross kick. Raphael your punch combo. Michelangelo I want to see your flip-kick. And Donatello I need to see your bo-staff combo.
`Each one of the turles perform there acts`
Splinter: Leonardo, kick higher and keep your kicks straight. Raphael, the last punch wouldn't even of knocked out a little kid. Michelangelo, rember to kick after your flip. And Donatello, you forgot to keep your bo-staff completly off the ground.
Turtles: Yes Sensai.
Splinter: Well, enough training for know how about we order some pizza.
Turtles: Yeah!
`The turtles and Splinter then enter the kitchen and dial the Pizzaria * 654-8735
Pizzaria: Hello, welcome to the Pizzaria call line, may we take your order?
Splinter: Ahh yes we'll take an extra large supreme pizza with pepperoni.
Mikey: And chicken!
Don: Jelly Beans!
Leo: Mushrooms!
Turtles: (naming pizza toppings)
Pizzaria: Geez, you want anchovies with that?
Turtles: WHAT!
Don: FOR EVERY ANCHOVIE ON THAT PIZZA, THATS HOW MANY MORE LAWYERS I'LL HAVE WHEN I SUE YOU!
Mikey: IF YOU PUT ANCHOVIES ON IT YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!
Raph: I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!
Leo: I don't mind anchovies.
Donatello: Shush it Leo.
Pizzaria: O..ok, no anchovies got it, well that will be seven forty five.
Splinter: But the extra large supreme pizza is only two fifty on the menu.
Pizzaria: Ahh yes, but for every extra topping of the three toppings you chose, we charge ten cents.
Splinter: Ok bye.
`Splinter then hangs up the phone`
Splinter: Leonardo, why don't you and your brothers go pick up the pizza. Besides...some of us need the exercise.
`Splinter eyes Michelangelo when he does this`
Leonardo: Sure Splinter, no problem. Come on you guys were going to go pick up the pizza!
~The turtles go up upon the building tops of good ol' NYC~
Raph: Come on Mikey, keep up! I can see your blubber jiggling!
Mikey: What!? Get over hear!
Raph *laughter*
Leo: Come on guys we don't want to keep them waiting!
Pizzaria Guy: Hello... anyone here?
`Raphael swoops down and takes the pizza * Leonardo then goes down and pays him...discretingly`
Pizzaria Guy: Wait what! Oh. Hope you enjoy your pizza.
~The turtles now enter there house to chow on some pizza~
Raph: Best pizza ever!
Mikey: I hope you guys won't need to use the bathroom!
Don: Aw shell, my power drill is broken.
Leo: Sorry bro, we'll go up and get a new one tomorrow.
 `The Turtles then went to bed`

[InvaderTMNT]

So short... but i'll give it a 4 out of 5 stars. You can write more than this brother.
That can't be the end. Is it?