I AM THE NEW SUPERNINJA!!!

[Aignatius]

Hmph. All right, so I read it wrong.
It's your fault, all that buahahaing... wait till Mikey Angelo sees this. You in sooo much trouble.  

*gets out popcorn*

[moronqueen]

I wasn't even around for the original SuperNinja!! The role was thrust upon me! THRUST UPON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...does that make you my mom, Aig??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(again)

[Aignatius]

Your mom!??

(Probably too late for this, but... this thread is not recommended reading for people driving or operating dangerous machinery.)

[moronqueen]

Well...Leo's my father, so you must be my mother! MAwmawwww!

Hmm...

Bwahahahamawmawmawbwahahaha!

[Aignatius]

I'm not your mother, I'm... your doctor!

Now, take these nice little pills.
(Okay, they're not pills, they're tic-tacs. Work with me, here)

Hopefully in a few hours, you'll be back to your old self! Whoever that was.  

Ignore the Turtle with the swords on his back. He's just trying to pull your chain.  

[Leonardo]

*dodges the super ninja raspberry*

Pah...can't even counter it??? Some ninja you are!

You think I want your raspberry on my blades???
gack!
It'd probably rust them right out!
And cleaning that kind of raspberry off of them would be just gross.
Dodging truly is the best course of action in this situation.

"And your little Bwahahaha, too"? What, you've never seen the Wizard of Oz?? You gotta get outa those sewers more often.

As for you calling out to your father? Shredder is your father? That doesn't come as a surprise. What will you get him for Father's Day? A Super Bwahaha Tie?

Nono...YOU are my father! YOU MADE ME!!!! Therefore...you are the Vader.

Yes, I have seen Wizard of Oz. But so what? A quote like that does not make one a Wicked Witch, though I wonder if she's your mother? I don't wear a tall black hat, have warts on my beak (maybe Raph does?), and water does not make me melt. (Considering all the rain around here lately? She'd never survive here!)
Nor am I "the Vader". I don't have delusions of being big bad Sith Lord and slaying younglings. Mikey whines more than me so I am no Skywalker. And I don't think Master Splinter is holding me back. Lastly, galaxy domination is not one of my personal goals, improving myself is! (Hence the trip to Japan. *baps you with a kumquat*)
And I didn't make you.
You are born of something old and wicked in the the #tmnt channel. Truly, Shredder would be your father. Poor confuzled SuperMoronNinja. You don't even know the truth of your heritage....
What has happened to the education system around here, anyway?
Things that should not have been lost, were forgotten. And now we have great evil among us again, rampaging through the threads....
Be afraid, be very afraid!

[moronqueen]

I'm not your mother, I'm... your doctor!

Now, take these nice little pills.
(Okay, they're not pills, they're tic-tacs. Work with me, here)

How COULD you!!! I brush my teeth! My breath isn't bad!!! I was never minty to begin with!! That's Emer...

Hopefully in a few hours, you'll be back to your old self! Whoever that was.  

Wait...so if you didn't know who I was before, how could you cure me of this evil BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-itis?? Huh? HUH?!

Ignore the Turtle with the swords on his back. He's just trying to pull your chain.  

Like I said...that turtle's OUT TO GET ME!! *shakes fist menacingly...again*

[Aignatius]

Okay,  tic-tacs were a bad choice.
Uh, here, have some jujubes, instead. Magic jujubes.

And now, click your little red tabi together three times, and say, "There's no place like home..."

[moronqueen]

You think I want your raspberry on my blades???
gack!
It'd probably rust them right out!
And cleaning that kind of raspberry off of them would be just gross.
Dodging truly is the best course of action in this situation.

Wow...afraid of a little mess??? Ninjaing is a dirty business, turtle...I apparently overestimated your...ninjaosity!

Yes, I have seen Wizard of Oz. But so what? A quote like that does not make one a Wicked Witch, though I wonder if she's your mother? I don't wear a tall black hat, have warts on my beak (maybe Raph does?), and water does not make me melt. (Considering all the rain around here lately? She'd never survive here!)

Well, obviously water doesn't make you melt...what with your standards of cleanliness! So uptight, tsktsk.

Nor am I "the Vader". I don't have delusions of being big bad Sith Lord and slaying younglings. Mikey whines more than me so I am no Skywalker. And I don't think Master Splinter is holding me back. Lastly, galaxy domination is not one of my personal goals, improving myself is! (Hence the trip to Japan. *baps you with a kumquat*)

Bapping me with fruit, huh? Much self improvement there *G*

And I didn't make you.

Did so...alongside your dragon comrad!

You are born of something old and wicked in the the #tmnt channel. Truly, Shredder would be your father. Poor confuzled SuperMoronNinja. You don't even know the truth of your heritage....
What has happened to the education system around here, anyway?

Deregulated, mebbe?? And ancient history or not, you and your dragon were the catalysts!! YOu maaaaaade meeeee!!!!!

Things that should not have been lost, were forgotten. And now we have great evil among us again, rampaging through the threads....
Be afraid, be very afraid!

Dude...should I start putting lightning bolt scars on peoples' foreheads now??

[moronqueen]

Okay,  tic-tacs were a bad choice.
Uh, here, have some jujubes, instead. Magic jujubes.

OOHH!! Hyper candy!!! The main factory is out here in the evil SuperNinjaMidWest, y'know. You're encouraging me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And now, click your little red tabi together three times, and say, "There's no place like home..."

Umm...first with the blue fuzzies, and now with the red footwear...?? Colorblind much or just like the bright colors?

[Aignatius]

Dude...should I start putting lightning bolt scars on peoples' foreheads now??

Excuse me, is that your snake? Tattling on people? Seems to be a new species. Tattling rattler.

Har har!

[moronqueen]

Dude...should I start putting lightning bolt scars on peoples' foreheads now??

Excuse me, is that your snake? Tattling on people? Seems to be a new species. Tattling rattler.

Har har!

Oooohhhh...Raphish, Dragon, Raphish!!

MYYYYYY tattling rattlers only tattle in silence and invisibility! They do take after my SuperNinjosity, after all! Must be someone else's tattling rattler.

Mebbe maw or paw's *G*

[Aignatius]

OOHH!! Hyper candy!!! The main factory is out here in the evil SuperNinjaMidWest, y'know. You're encouraging me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Aah, crumbs. I should have given you Smarties.

More fitting.

And that snake. What a smartasp.

[Leonardo]

You think I want your raspberry on my blades???
gack!
It'd probably rust them right out!
And cleaning that kind of raspberry off of them would be just gross.
Dodging truly is the best course of action in this situation.

Wow...afraid of a little mess??? Ninjaing is a dirty business, turtle...I apparently overestimated your...ninjaosity!  

The art of ninjutsu does not require dirty unless it's an ends to a means.
It is best at avoiding unnecessary situations, doing what is needed.
Therefore, there is no need to get HappySuperNinjaMoron spittle on my nice blades. One can dodge the loogie and let it go splatty on the wall.
Someone will probably give you a channel demerit and make you clean it up later.

Well, obviously water doesn't make you melt...what with your standards of cleanliness! So uptight, tsktsk.

Now you sound like, Raph.....

*baps you with a kumquat*)

Bapping me with fruit, huh? Much self improvement there *G*

SuperHappyNinjaMoron's Guide to Self Improvement:
Get lots of fruit.
Start bapping.

hmmm....I don't know. I think there's better ways to improve oneself, and make less mess of destroying perfectly innocent food.
You really have entered the realm of true evil.

And I didn't make you.

Did so...alongside your dragon comrad!

Yes, back to the origins argument again.
No one made you. Can I make you stop being a SuperNinja? No.
Because if I made you be SuperNinja I could un-make you, too.
I never had any power over SuperNinja, anyway. As I recall, uh....I think he tried to kill me a few times...
Okay, it was more than a few, but that was a long time ago!

You made yourself.
You gave into the darkside.

Deregulated, mebbe?? And ancient history or not, you and your dragon were the catalysts!! YOu maaaaaade meeeee!!!!!

wow
You whine great! You are worthy of adding a Skywalker to your name.
And if you go for the "holding me back" line, we'll even toss in a free Anakin addition, too.

Dude...should I start putting lightning bolt scars on peoples' foreheads now??

So you've elevated yourself to the NinjaWhoMustNotBeNamed???!!!

 

[Raphael]

I go to bed, happy and no cares...

I WAKE UP TO THE RETURN OF SUPERNINJA???

What the heck have you guys been doing!!???

I am SO glad that I went to bed. I wish not to further anything SNish. DO you realize what he put me/us through??

No, must not think of it...think happy thoughts...happy thoughts...puns...bapping those responsible for returning SN to the world (*looks at all three of you and don't even THINK of trying to pull any innocent act*)...music...calming muthic...where'th my Bee Geeth TheeD's?

(one good evil deserves another *G*)